Hi! I'm Niki and I'm a19 year old girl from New Jersey.
"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga except I still get to kill something."
-Ron Swanson (my hero)
(P.S the key to my heart is a really good sandwich)

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"- Dr. Suess

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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sofudgeaswell:

victyrion:

30down30more:

lasv-egan:

Educate yoself

Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break

thanks a heap, biology

Men do get stretch marks though…

(Source: healthier-habits-today, via t-ampin)

ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

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How I imagine it went down

  • C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
  • J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
  • Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
  • Tolkien: ...
  • Lewis: Who am I?
  • Tolkien: A tree
  • Lewis: ............
  • Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

image

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isrowingasport:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

actually not taking any chances

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awwww-cute:

My how things have changed

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burritorama:

sizvideos:

Video

Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?

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